If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
[pronunciation guide: MuffinGriffles]
I have no idea what this is going to turn out to be.
Just a lover of video games. Post a lot about youtubers, mainly the Creatures, CaptainSparklez, and Markiplier. I also like a lot of different animes and stuff. Ye
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER
this is so painful to look at
All I’ve ever wanted in my life
REBLOG IF YOUR GOING TO DRESS UP THIS HALLOWEEN.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
know the real enemy to anime
hello yes is this the police? could you call the fire brigade for me? it’s just that i’ve been on a few dates with one of the fire fighters at the local precinct and i don’t want to seem like i’m coming on too strong. we went out to dinner just last night and i think it might be a little early to call, you know? yes. yes my house is on fire in fact